facts-i-just-made-up:

Godzilla 2014 to be released in 2D Black and White
In a rare studio decision, Legendary Pictures has elected to scrap the 3D and color versions of the new Gareth Edwards film and release it only in 2D Black and White, to better resemble the original film.
As seen in this new screencap from the new film, the image quality is very different from what modern audiences expect. “It will be controversial, we know that for sure, but from an artistic standpoint we all know this is the right way to go,” said Warner Bros. spokesman and co-owner Brian Warner.
The decision to downgrade the audio to Monaural instead of Stereo is also a surprise, making Godzilla the first film in 49 years to be released with only a single audio track. The track will be added optically to the film release, another novelty and rarity in this day and age of digital release.
"Audiences will see cigarette burns once again," said the director of the small corner marks that signal reel changes. "We’re also not going to allow anyone under the age of 60 in the audiences to preserve the retro feel. Only those alive at the time of the original may see the film." This makes Godzilla 2014 the first film to use the MPAA’s new "NC-60" rating, which is expected to cover the upcoming X-Men film as well due to the extremely graphic sentinel sex scenes.
"You know what, nobody over 60 either," said the director, "Nobody can see it. Fuck all y’all."

But the question is, did they make Godzilla’s head any bigger?

facts-i-just-made-up:

Godzilla 2014 to be released in 2D Black and White

In a rare studio decision, Legendary Pictures has elected to scrap the 3D and color versions of the new Gareth Edwards film and release it only in 2D Black and White, to better resemble the original film.

As seen in this new screencap from the new film, the image quality is very different from what modern audiences expect. “It will be controversial, we know that for sure, but from an artistic standpoint we all know this is the right way to go,” said Warner Bros. spokesman and co-owner Brian Warner.

The decision to downgrade the audio to Monaural instead of Stereo is also a surprise, making Godzilla the first film in 49 years to be released with only a single audio track. The track will be added optically to the film release, another novelty and rarity in this day and age of digital release.

"Audiences will see cigarette burns once again," said the director of the small corner marks that signal reel changes. "We’re also not going to allow anyone under the age of 60 in the audiences to preserve the retro feel. Only those alive at the time of the original may see the film." This makes Godzilla 2014 the first film to use the MPAA’s new "NC-60" rating, which is expected to cover the upcoming X-Men film as well due to the extremely graphic sentinel sex scenes.

"You know what, nobody over 60 either," said the director, "Nobody can see it. Fuck all y’all."

But the question is, did they make Godzilla’s head any bigger?

It’s the kind of afternoon where I keep thinking I forgot to do something because I’ve only been on shift for twenty minutes and I’ve done everything, but, no, there’s just nothing to do and nobody is coming in.

I’m so bored and alone right now.

tv-and-movies-all-day:

Due South (1994~1999)

"I first came to Chicago on the trail of my father’s killers, and for various reasons remained here a liaison to the Canadian consulate."

It seems weird to me that this show ended as recently as ‘99, because I remember watching it when I was a kid, but then I remember that was fifteen years ago, which is coincidentally half my life ago, and then I have to go have a lie down for a while because nothing makes sense any more and I am consumed alive by the malaise of age.

So, thanks, Due South!

(via zetablarian)

nobuyuki-sanada:

Tachibanana 

Now we need Tachibanans in Tachipajamas.

(via tachiboner)

gr8cosplaytips:

You see three items before you:

A wig that can become any colour/style and never frizzes/goes out of place.

A needle/thread that can match any fabric and easily creates seams that never rip (can be used in a machine too).

Contacts that match your prescription if you have one and can become any colour/size that never dry out so you could theoretically leave them in forever.

You can only take one. Which one do you take? 

Smack the person asking these questions and grab all three before security comes down on me.

(via donotingest)

the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me

(via zetablarian)

zetablarian:

This feels like the most manipulative thing in the world. Oh look a seed thingy! WOW A SCARY LABYRINTH right where your unwell friend is! WHAT A CRAY RANDOM HAPPENSTANCE!! It’s cool, tho, girl, I can MAKE YOU A MAGIC GIRL YEAAAAh.

Oh, hon…

I stretched out on the floor to see if I could pop my back into alignment and now I’m kind of unsure if I can get up off the floor.

This may be bad.

mygoldengeist:

the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t 

mygoldengeist:

the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t 

(via obscuruslupa)

thenoodlebooty:

rachelreine:

Ash what is your damage

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